I’m fortunate to have been a minor supporting character to some some ground-breaking software that failed in the marketplace: the PenPoint operating system from GO Corporation, the NeWS network/extensible window system from Sun Microsystems, ingenious forward quadratic texture mapping from Nvidia (when it was struggling), and the Shockwave interactive multimedia platform from Macromedia. The tragedy is these efforts preceded digital cameras, PDFs, .png screenshots, hardware emulators, and other affordances that make it easy to preserve these great software efforts. So the Wikipedia pages I linked above for those software projects are sorely lacking in screenshots of the software.
prototype GO pen computer hardware and EO 440 communicator photo by Ed DevinneyI wrote some of that SDK and made an early version of that class diagram in Aldus FreeHand! photo by Ed Devinney
With permission I added the photo of GO’s “Lombard” prototype 286 pen computer “slate” hardware (as in “after holding it for a while and trying to handprint flawless letters with a stylus, you feel like you’re holding up a solid piece of slate”) to Wikimedia Commons and added it to the English Wikipedia GO Corporation article.
The software must be out there…
All this reminded me of the lack of pictures for this interesting footnote in personal computer history. Here are my notes on where pieces of the software and documentation are available online and where I can contribute (should I ever catch up on my other TODOs…).
The zip file Unpacked which is presumably all the floppies unpacked into a PENPOINT directory, but then that has a PENPOINT.ZIP in it that seems to have the same files but lowercase. The other difference is the top-level PENPOINT has a \_SERVICE directory which has DEBUG versions of the same system services in \SERVICE.
This is probably PenPoint 1.0a, because Unpacked.zip has \PENPOINT\BOOT\ENVIRON.INI with ## Version string used by Preferences Version=PenPoint|Version 1.0a|Copyright c 1992, GO Corporation|All Rights Reserved.
khnsky wrote qemu-penpointos, a step-by-step guide to running PenPoint in QEMU.
N.B. the code for this is in the default “penpoint” branch of https://github.com/khnsky/qemu-penpointos , but the source for the GitHub pages site (and the floppies) is in a separate “gh-pages” branch.
khnsky’s gh-pages floppies includes “GOODIES.img” … I think this is probably PPSDK_9.ZIP from Bitsavers
Try to find PenPoint 1.01 SDK floppy set. I have the PenPoint SDK_1_01_PATCH2 file set for this and the floppies for various x86 hardware devices.
Upload the combined set of files to Internet Archive
Upload my floppies of some third-party software for PenPoint to Internet Archive
Try both the DOSBox and emulator image to run PenPoint, make notes on running them. Install the third-party software to it and create a more interesting software image.
Take lots of screenshots, especially of document embedding and the impressive third-party software!
There was a S-Shot accessory tool in the SDK described on p. 184 of the PenPoint Development Tools PDF, and/or there’s surely an easy way in DOSBox and QEMU to take a snapshot of the running software.
YouTube decided to feature a couple of overlong videos about the legendary drum fill in “In the Air Tonight.” (I’m not linking to them, because the same information is in its Wikipedia article, and just because YouTube pushes people to make 20-minute-long videos so it can cram in more advertisements, that is not a good enough reason for video creators to pad their videos. Your time and mine is valuable.)
What a drum fill! 1980s 4evar!
Anyway, a bunch of killjoys said “It’s not even a drum solo, it’s just a drum fill. There are plenty of drummers much better than Phil Collins.” Yes, yes, and yes, but it’s unarguably iconic and legendary. It’s not simply those eleven tom-tom hits, it’s the sound, the build-up in the song, the engineering that make it so.
Beyond the drum fill
That drum fill doesn’t make Phil Collins a great drummer. What ensures his greatness is another song on Face Value, “Behind the Lines.” I knew and loved it for decades as the irrepressibly funky R&B workout with Phil Collins nailing that disco-ish hi-hat plus finger snaps backbeat, with some explosive yet bouncy fills.
Then I learned from a YouTube comment that it’s a remake of a Genesis song off their Duke albume. WTH?? The original is pop-prog-rock: energetic yet lugubrious, and keyboard-centric. Still with great drumming.
The fact that it’s THE SAME DRUMMER makes Phil Collins one of the all-time greats. The fills, the timing, the way in the instrumental bridge of the song he hits a drum just as he closes the hi-hat, they’re different in the two songs, and it’s all masterful.
Which Brand X?
I liked the Genesis singles in the 1980s and “Tonight, Tonight, Tonight” in a beer ad, but I had a bad experience buying the Genesis album on the strength of the singles “That’s All” and the wistfully great “Taking It All Too Hard”; I was disappointed by the other songs, so I never bought Duke and most Genesis albums. Likewise I knew Phil Collins was in the well-reviewed 1970s jazz fusion band Brand X, but I never heard any of the songs on the radio and I certainly wasn’t going to take a chance buying an album.
Now that I can listen to almost any song for free, a few years ago I checked out Brand X’s albums, and some of the drumming is great, a third confident style from Phil Collins. But I can’t remember which songs I liked! They’re instrumentals so there’s nothing to tie them to a title. And when %$#@! YouTube Music shows me Brand X Top Songs or Brand X album tracks, it doesn’t indicate which ones I gave a thumbs up to.
Painfully liked music
When you give a thumbs up to a song on YouTube Music it adds it to your “Liked Music” auto-playlist. So I should be able to download the list (currently 1,872 songs that I liked) and search it for BrandX songs. I just viewed my “Liked Music” playlist and clicked 🡳 download… and the fans on this laptop quickly turned on. YouTube Music seems to be downloading an image for every single song in that list. It’s been going for 25 minutes at 130% of my CPU! I think it’s actually downloading all the songs… somewhere. Eventually Firefox hung and I had to restart it. ??! I guess I’ll never know which Brand X songs I liked.
A Frank Zappa connection
One comment claimed that Chester Thompson’s repeated drum fill on Frank Zappa’s “More Trouble Every Day” on Roxy & Elsewhere was the inspiration for the “In the Air Tonight” fill. It certainly sounds similar but then another commenter said no, Phil Collins reused that drum fill on the live version of the Genesis song “Afterglow” (and the Wikipedia article agrees).
We have electric radiant floor heating and electric domestic hot water (after an expensive failed Rube Goldberg attempt years ago at solar thermal tubes with air-water heat pump backup that I still need to blog about), and an excellent Mitsubishi ductless mini-split to heat or cool most of our second floor. But we still have the bad (un)”natural” gas supply for our gas cooktop and a gas dryer. Let’s kick it to the curb! How hard can it be?
Noble aim, expensive statement
A gas cooktop is so bad!
The harmful effects of gas stoves on health are now undeniable, maybe that will encourage even knuckle-dragging global warming deniers to switch to better induction cooktops. Plus the ease of cleaning a single tempered sheet of glass. If you remodel or build new and hook up a gas supply, you’re crazy.
We tried to get an estimate of how much it would cost to switch to an induction cooktop, and the appliance installers couldn’t even figure out how to remove our Miele gas cooktop, and weren’t sure if we would need an additional 240 Volt 40 amp outlet (we already have an electric oven) and/or an electric panel upgrade. All that on top of the cost of Consumer Reports’ recommended Bosch NIT8660UC induction cooktop.
Occasionally drying clothes
We would have similar problems ditching our gas clothes dryer for an electric or heat pump dryer. (We mostly air dry for a few minutes to collect lint then hang clothes inside, and sometimes point a fan at them to dry quicker, which also cools the house.) We’d need a new electric outlet, the new dryer wouldn’t fit next to our 20-year-old unbreakable Kenmore Elite HE3t washer, and wouldn’t stack on our existing pedestal to provide a shelf in the utility room.
A perfect fit is hard to find
Making a statement while barely making a dent
Much as I’d love to tell PG&E to rip out our gas connection, spending $4,000+ for the satisfaction of telling the (un)”natural” gas company to f*** off, when we use less than 1 therm a month for $5, is a pretty expensive performative statement!
Jhane Barnes‘ legendary shirts are just too beautiful to hide in a closet. I need a glassed-in mobile of shifting shirts that move close and recede. Failing that, after I wear one I leave it out to catch my eye and enjoy. (Now that she has has walked away from her canvas of the human form I don’t want to wear out my preciouses by over-laundering them.)
Insanely great, to touch to feel is to love
These are some of the artist’s more elaborate woven shirts. After seeing from a distance, these textiles are amazing to examine close-up and touch (ask first, her fans are usually happy to share); levels of detail tuned to your distance from the lucky wearer. The variations in the patterns evoke the imperfection in Agnes Martin’s hand-drawn pencil abstractions, but here they arise from being constructed in 3-D in the real world by Japanese master fabric weavers.
detail of Falling Blue by Agnes Martin, 1963
They give delight and hurt not (The Tempest)
These are less elaborate textiles, with no loss of artistry. Again, the closer you look, the more you see. When Cézanne saw the shirt at the bottom of this photo, he said “That’s it, I’m out,” and took up snail racing instead.
Seated Man by Paul Cézanne, 1905-1906
I have 35 more of her artworks. (A fraction of her œuvre, she created four to six collections a year of multiple shirt designs for decades.) Jhane Barnes is simply the greatest abstract geometric artist and although she’s still making great designs for carpeting and signage in textiles and resin, there’s something magic when the art is something you wear about in the world.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer and random ski instructor with Lake Tahoe in the distance
RIP Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist and author! I was her ski instructor in 1999 when she came to Squaw Valley USA (now renamed Palisades Tahoe) age 70 for a celebrity ski “race.” The good ski instructors weren’t interested because it was unpaid but I was happy to volunteer for a few days. She was tiny, so she rented kid skis, kid boots, and kid poles; I took her up the cable car to cruise around the beginner area. She had no interest in my cerebral info-dense “counter-rotate your upper body to move your weight over the new outside ski as you press your big toe and pinky toe and angulate to get on matched edges” instruction, so we just made a few runs each day before hitting the sundeck for some après ski.
spoiler: we did not ski the black diamond run in front of us
It was great to see all the maximum-gnar ski dudes genuinely psyched to see her. “Whoa! Dr. Ruth! The ‘good sex’ doctor! Awesome!” She was gracious and interested in everyone who stopped by. Privately she confessed to being lonely and hoped to meet someone (her husband Fred had died in 1996 after 36 years of marriage).
Random newly-wedded couple who celebrated on skis rewarded with celebrity photo op
As spoken of on TV
Days later I was immortalized in Dr. Ruth’s appearance on the short-lived daytime talk show The Howie Mandel Show on January 15th 1999 (I was teaching when it aired but ordered a VHS tape of the episode). Howie Mandel asked her about the celebrity ski event and she meticulously said something like “I had a handsome ski instructor. His name was ‘S’. I skied behind him as he wiggled his behind.” This left poor Howie visibly wondering “What the hell? What kind of an unfunny pointless anecdote is this?”; I thus contributed to his show’s cancellation a few months later. The “race”itself might have been televised early some Sunday morning.
The scam of celebrity events
These celebrity events always claim to benefit local charities, but I have my doubts. Even back in 1999, a decade before influencers on Instagram, the celebrities got free cosmetics, wine, and other goodies from the sponsors, which the sponsors claimed as a tax deduction along with the hotel providing the facilities, etc. Dr. Ruth offered me some of these goodies. I declined; I said the only gift I wanted was a signed copy of her Sex for Dummies book, an extension of the successful “for Dummies” series of books that started with computer guides. Sadly, I never received one.
Originally for computers….
As I recall the big celebrity in the “race” was Ian Ziering of Beverly Hills 90210 (yeah, me neither). I found another photo that shows Muhammad Ali was there, at the time the most famous person in the world.
tech: Where’s the AI for faded photos?
The faded top image in this post is a scan of a framed enlargement I ordered at the time. Of course when I got the negative enlarged I misplaced it and the original print. Those faded lifeless colors are as good as I could get the scanned enlargement after futzing around with white balance, color histograms, color levels, auto saturation, etc., etc. tools in the GIMP photo editing program for 20 minutes. What is so frustrating is we humans can recognize that a photo has faded; I can even tell without checking whether it’s Kodacolor (reds stay, blues and greens fade and blur, light areas go all-white) or Fujicolor (greens stay vibrant, reds fade). So where’s the tool that lets me tell it “This is a Kodak print of a 25-year old Kodacolor 35mm negative that’s been exposed to bright indoor light for years” and it automatically corrects the color fade?! Or at least, “make the colors in this photo match the less-faded ones in this other photo”? Come on, AI, do your thing!
The otherwise excellent “Enhance” and “Dynamic” buttons in the photo editing software on phones doesn’t work because that software is optimized to correct digital images taken by the phone’s camera hardware, not 30-year-old photochemical artifacts.
Charles Schulz is very much conventional decent middle-America (with a side of deep bitter existential distress underlying his Peanuts cartoons). Yet, as I learned on a return visit to his museum, it turns out “Sparky” was a big supporter of Christo and Jean-Claude’s toweringly great “Running Fence”, the 1976 conceptual land artwork running across Sonoma and Marin counties and into the sea. Schulz made a delightful Peanuts cartoon about Christo’s work that ended with a wrapped Snoopy doghouse; Christo repaid the friendship by actually constructing it 😍! Read Schulz’s widow’s lovely blog post.
I never saw “Running Fence” in situ, but I was knocked out by the documentary by the Maysles about the process Christo and Jeanne-Claud went through to get it built and the incomparable results. I need to get the Maysles’ “5 Films About Christo and Jeanne-Claude”. Something so big, so evocative, so influential that’s gone forever is melancholic. It’s reminiscent of Rachel Whiteread’s “House”, another masterpice that vanished in weeks, leaving only pictures and a great documentary. So different from Richard Serra’s works that should last for centuries.
Peanuts forever
The museum was gratifyingly well-attended when I returned. Peanuts’ cultural impact will surely fade, but the evergreen Peanuts animated specials and Vince Guaraldi’s excellent music will keep it alive.
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with an attached file PURCHASE QUOTATION LIST sxlx..zip , a compressed “zip” archive file that suggests it’s a Microsoft Office Excel spreadsheet. This is a scam! Bad writing, it’s not specifically addressed to me, the three e-mail addresses don’t match, I’ve never heard of the company, and there’s no reason to compress a real Office.xlsx (or .docx, etc.) file, which is already compressed. If you get something like this, mark it as junk/spam, and if it claims to be from a legit company do a web search for “company name report phishing e-mail” and forward it to the e-mail address any good company should provide.
Excel? XL SX? sxlx?
But for fun let’s investigate what’s going on. First, save the attachment to a temporary folder. The part of the filename before the extension in PURCHASE QUOTATION LIST sxlx..zip implies it contains an Excel spreadsheet (the Excel file extension is .xlsx), but in reality it is meaningless; the zip file could contain any set of files with any names. I’m on Linux, so start a terminal and type some commands to examine the zip file. (There might be Windows or Mac equivalents to these commands; on Windows you can install the Windows Subsystem for Linux for maximum geekery.) To start let’s test and list (using -tv options) its contents.
% unzip -tv /tmp/PURCHASE\ QUOTATION\ LIST\ sxlx..zip
Archive: /tmp/PURCHASE QUOTATION LIST sxlx..zip
PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTs͏x͏l͏x͏..exe: mismatching "local" filename (PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTтАоs═Пx═Пl═Пx═П..exe),
continuing with "central" filename version
testing: PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTs͏x͏l͏x͏..exe OK
At least one warning-error was detected in /tmp/PURCHASE QUOTATION LIST sxlx..zip.
Notice there’s a reversed message from the unzip program here. The name of the one file in the zip archive very likely has some special character codes in it that changes text display into right-to-left mode (for languages such as Hebrew), and they spill over into the display of the message, making it hard to read and importantly, obscuring the order of the letters in the file’s name. If you copy and paste only the word “gnihctamsim” above and paste it somewhere else the letters appear the right way round, because you probably didn’t copy the character code that flips the order of the visible letters; and if you click at the start of the message and drag to the right to select it you’ll see the selection highlight jump around as the selection feedback tries to show you selecting the end of the text and then less and less of the backwards text. (The details of how this blog post appears depend on how your browser handles special characters – download Firefox!) The warning message is mismatching “local” filename :exe..xlxs , warning that the file extension doesn’t match what it appears to be, and I think that triggers the final “At least one warning-error was detected…” message. In Windows, a file with a .exe extension can be an executable file, a binary program of computer instructions that can literally do anything: show a fun game, forward your sensitive documents to a foreign computer, encrypt all your files and demand a ransom, install malware that will forever mine Bitcoins or spy on you, and worse! Here the exe part seems to come before the ending ..xlxs and it’s the “final” dot-whatever that influences how the operating system treats the file. But because the text has gone into right-to-left mode, it looks like blab blah exe blah.xlxs, which almost looks like the file extension for a spreadsheet so maybe people will ignore the warning, assuming it even shows up on Windows built-in zip file handling. (I don’t know what the point of the weird characters TтАоs═Пx═Пl═Пx═П in the file are before/after the right-to-left “TSIL”/LIST.)
Let’s actually use the unzip utility to uncompress the zip file it into a temporary subfolder. This would be risky on Windows, but I’m on Linux and I don’t think I have any Windows emulators or WINE (“Wine Is Not an Emulator”) that can actually run the file, and I’ll be careful not to accidentally run or “double-click” it.
% mkdir /tmp/PURCHASE_QUOTATION_quarantine
% cd /tmp/PURCHASE_QUOTATION_quarantine
% unzip ../PURCHASE\ QUOTATION\ LIST\ sxlx..zip
Archive: ../PURCHASE QUOTATION LIST sxlx..zip
PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTs͏x͏l͏x͏..exe: mismatching "local" filename (PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTтАоs═Пx═Пl═Пx═П..exe),
continuing with "central" filename version
inflating: PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTs͏x͏l͏x͏..exe
That looks OK, because it looks like it ends in “.xlsx”. But with all the right-to-left and mirror writing crap going on, does it really?
What’s really at the end? What is the end in the middle?
Let’s try to get a listing of the one file we uncompressed:
% ls --sizeappears to my eyes as 2396 'PURCHASE QUOTATIONLISTsxlx..exe'
pastes here as 2396 'PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTs͏x͏l͏x͏..exe'
% type*.exe[Tab]
expands to % PURCHASE\ QUOTATION\ LIST<202e>s<034f>x<034f>l<034f>x<034f>..exe
Here’s where it gets extra weird. The one file in the archive uncompressed into a 2,396 kilobyte (2 Megabytes or so) file. What I see in the terminal is ‘PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTsxlx..exe, which is BAD, it’s an executable. But when I copy-pasted it into the paragraph above, it appears backwards with .xlxs on the end. It’s only when I expand the filename on the command line by pressing [Tab] or when I view the directory contents in my editor (vim) that I see the escape codes messing this up. And I’m now in a mess of what’s actually in the file name versus the terminal escape codes that tell the terminal to display things in bold and go into reverse mode and such. I wasted time trying to find a set of arguments to utilities hexdump, od, and strings that would print the regular letters and reveal the Unicode code points (or terminal escape characters?), e.g.
% ls *.exe | strings --unicode=x
PURCHASE QUOTATION LIST<0xe280ae>s<0xcd8f>x<0xcd8f>l<0xcd8f>x<0xcd8f>..exe
I even asked ChatGPT to write a program to get the filename in the directory and print it out using Unicode escapes for the code points. After some coaxing it politely and helpfully wrote a 30-line Python program that when run prints:
How come none of these agree? Is it really that complicated? (Yes, it is.)
Careful with that tfeL-ot-thgiR
What is the 202e when the file name first starts to display weird? Most sequences of text these days use Unicode to represent regular “typewriter” characters, accented characters, symbols, hieroglyphs, Asian logographs, emoji, and the thousands of other “characters” we now put in text. A DuckDuckGo web search for “unicode \202e” reveals
U+202E RIGHT-TO-LEFT OVERRIDE – Unicode Explorer The Right-To-Left Override character can be used to force a right-to-left direction withing a text. This is often abused by hackers to disguise file extensions: when using it in the file name my-text.’U+202E’cod.exe, the file name is actually displayed as my-text.exe.doc – so it seems to be a .doc file while in reality it is an .exe file. There’s even an xkcd comic for this character!
So that’s the explanation for the start of the problem and why part of the filename and text nearby appear reversed. I’ll leave the decoding of the rest of the weird characters to actual security and Unicode professionals.
Danger nerd humor alert
What’s extreme nerd humor is many of the search results are from useless web sites that try to appear high in search results with computer-generated web pages for every possible Unicode character, like “Unicode Character (U+1F48C) is ‘LOVE LETTER’…” (together with a bunch of ads and privacy-sucking JavaScript tracking). But when the page “shows” the Right-to-Left Override “character,” the snippet in search results (and the web site’s page, but don’t go there) appears in reverse.
Naively print out a direction change “character” and you’re gonna have a bad time
ha. ha. ha.
What is the executable?
Let’s not run it!, even under Linux.Instead use the file utility to see what kind of file it is.
% file PURCHASE\ QUOTATION\ LIST<202e>s<034f>x<034f>l<034f>x<034f>..exe
PURCHASE QUOTATION LISTs͏x͏l͏x͏..exe: PE32+ executable (GUI) x86-64 Mono/.Net assembly, for MS Windows, 2 sections
Any utility that displays the file’s name without extreme care is going to have reversed output, and file does too. The right-to-left text is telling us it’s an assembly, for MS Windows, 2 sections sxlx..exe: PE32+ executable (GUI) x86-64 Mono/.Net. You can write a 2 MB standalone program that does a hell of a lot of bad stuff, but who knows what the executable section would do. I wonder if there’s actually a spreadsheet in there as well as computer code. For fun let’s see what strings of characters are in it.
% strings *.exe | less
!This program cannot be run in DOS mode.
.text
...
oT8=
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?>
<assembly xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v1" manifestVersion="1.0">
<assemblyIdentity version="1.0.0.0" name="MyApplication.app"/>
<trustInfo xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v2">
<security>
<requestedPrivileges xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v3">
<requestedExecutionLevel level="asInvoker" uiAccess="false"/>
</requestedPrivileges>
</security>
</trustInfo>
</assembly>
xkcva2wfKaiDsaDdws,
...
%xkcva2wfKaiDsaDdwsPAPADDINGXXPAPADDINGXXPAPADDINGXX...PADDINGXX repeated thousands of times sover and over and over...PADDINGXXPAPADDIN
(END)
So there is some kind of program in there announcing that it wants to run with my privileges, which when I boot into Windows is an administrator with lots of rights.
Two commenters on this blog (here and here) randomly asked me about the song “Ulterior Motives (Everyone Knows that)”. I though they were spammers, but it turns out there was a genuine Internet hunt for the song, forming its own subreddit /r/everyoneknowsthat/. After the second comment I tried to figure out what’s up and by then Internet sleuths had tracked down the song.
Its story is great! The original poster who uploaded a 17-second musical snippet said they were practicing ripping audio from DVDs… turns out the song was from an adult movie. Rolling Stone has a great article about the search “Viral Mystery Song ‘Everyone Knows That’ Identified Thanks to Eighties Porno, then a sweet interview with the twins who made it: “After moving to L.A. in the 1980s, Christopher and Philip Booth broke into the movie business by scoring adult films — and one of their tracks went viral decades later.” I look forward to paying for the entire track, these guys deserve something for spawning this song hunt and the song is pretty good. Here’s the song in context starting around 24:38 (I believe the visuals are appropriately blurred out):
But what about my great white whale, my decades-long lostwave search, the one that got away?
Radio Arabesque, a classic mis-remembered
I’ve been looking for the song for decades, I first blogged about it in 2005. I heard it once on the radio, I think in the early 1980s, and somehow it stuck in my mind. It’s a dance-pop song wherein a woman or women sing “This is Radio Arabesque”; there’s an atmospheric bit where they sing “Ahh–ah-ahhh… don’t give in, start to dance, do your thing, Listen to Radio Arabesque” The obvious group is the European 1970s disco girl group Arabesque, but I’ve skimmed through their catalog and can’t find the song, not even on their album Radio Arabesque.
After searching every five years or so for literally decades I feared I was imagining the song, but then my last search for the song found “Radio Arabesque (Saudi-CLub Version)” by Ethno League on YouTube, which has the tune, that bit, and those lyrics starting around 90 seconds in! But it’s also got an overdone club sound with intrusive sound effects, random dialog clips from movies, overcooked percussion, and a more ersatz arabesque sound than I remember. Everything about it including its title screams that it’s remix of a tighter, simpler pop song:
The YouTube description says “Madcat Records (Germany) 1988 Produced and written by Frank Mayer-Thurn; Ethno League is German producer, Frank Mayer-Thurn (who passed in 2009)” So, who/what/where is the original? The 12-inch includes “Radio Arabesque Radio Version,” but that’s just a shorter version of the remix. So I’m still searching for the original recording. There is a woman speaking French in the kitchen sink of the remix, so maybe the original was a French song. The label of the remix also credits Raymond Bayer and C. Huether as songwriters, so maybe they wrote the original song before Frank Mayer-Thrun made the remix.
Hi there, this is the original. The hook vocals are no samples, they where sung by Camilla Meyer (Hüther) and also mainly written by her. Frank and me collected the samples and did the production. Also Horst Schnebel (e.g. Sydnney Youngblood) was involved in an early production stage.
Which puts the matter to bed, except my memory tells me I heard a much simpler version years before 1988 without all the dialog bits and with less heavy percussion. Maybe AI can take the remix and turn it into the simpler cleaner pop song that my brain tells me I heard. My remaining lead is Camilla Hüther, whose Discogs page doesn’t list this song, maybe she remembers recording a simpler version. But I don’t know how to reach her.
I can’t remember finding the song I couldn’t find
Writing this reminded me of another lost song. Several years ago my partner watched a fairly forgettable TV crime show called Life starring Damien Lewis. Both our ears pricked up when a song came on, but Shazam didn’t know what it was. Somehow I found people talking online about it, and charmingly the woman who recorded it for a generic movie music supply company it stepped forward, gave the story, and said she would provide an MP3. But I can’t remember where this took place in the amorphous digital sphere! It wasn’t Reddit, it was probably in comments on a YouTube clip of the scene or maybe iMDB discussion of the episode. I even have a “media recommendations” Google Docs where I enter movies, TV, books, and songs that friends recommend, and I didn’t add it to this. Arggghh!
But in the intervening years, companies have seen an opportunity to help track down songs. DuckDuckGo found WhatSong, “the worlds [sic] largest collection of movie & tv show soundtracks and playlists,” and Tunefind by Songtradr, “The Internet’s best source for TV, movie and video game soundtracks since 2005.” The former has the episodes but misses a lot of song data and doesn’t have play buttons for each song; Tunefind seems more complete for this TV show, and I quickly found a song title that sounded familiar in Season 1 Episode 4, press Play, and… Whoomp! there it is! The song is “Goin’ All Night” by Kirsten Proffit for 5 Alarm music. The song got a “release” of sorts on a compilation and you can listen to it on YouTube Music and YouTube (and I gladly bought the MP3 download on Amazon).
A random lost song about zeppelins
I also remember seeing a low-budget music video of an indie pop song with a girl singing about zeppelins. That seems hopeless.
I love Brad Mehldau’s solo “Blackbird” the most of all the recent jazz versions, his album of Beatles is wonderful, his own work is all over the place (Jacob’s Ladder and Finding Gabriel are intense), and this interview is solid gold.
The mystery of music
At 52:56: “More modal over pedal points,.. but he’s going to put some Giant Steps in there… it’s the blues but it’s something mixolydian”. It’s a delight to hear Brad Mehldau talk and play great John Coltrane musical phrases, but understanding what’s going on is somehow beyond me. I hear beautiful changes and evolution as he plays; I can read music notation, I know some music theory and even enjoy the physics and math behind, for example, a perfect fifth interval, I can get lost in Wikipedia articles about modal jazz and the mixolydian, I can laboriously pick out simple melodies… but I can’t grasp it. I hear the notes of achingly beautiful chords following one another, but am almost incapable of identifying them.
Instead of pitying myself, I took a basic music college course where we practiced singing simple scores and notating melodies we heard, and it was so frustrating: I could write down and sing the interval between two notes (there are cheat sheets that give examples of intervals in famous music), but my hearing of the third, fourth, fifth, … notes afterwards was so affected by what came before that I would get them wrong 80% of the time, and chords were impossible. I couldn’t believe I got an ‘A’ on the course. I suspect my brain only has one neuron available for music recognition, so notes all at once (chords) and sequences over time (melody) just overflow it. Back to pity.
We rented a Rivian R1S EV on Turo so seven of us could tourist around for the day in comfort; it happened to be in Forest Green with light Ocean Coast interior that I would spec were I to need a three-row SUV (I don’t! that’s why there are rentals!). It’s spacious, comfortable, high tech but usable, quiet, made in America, and gets 71 MPG equivalent. If you buy a gasoline-swilling CO2-belching Range Rover or bloated generic Audi/BMW/Jeep/Mercedes/Porsche Q7/Q8/X7/Wagoneer/GLS/Cayenne crossover instead of this or another premium battery-electric crossover, you should probably be ashamed of the choice you made.
Rivian recently announced a smaller R2 and unexpectedly a dinky even smaller R3 as well; the latter sounds like it would be perfect for us.
The company is still losing money, but it has $9 billion in cash and the R1S was the 4th highest selling EV in the USA in Q1 2024. The combustion age is ending!